Free apple trees for belvoir estate!

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 Good morning guys,


Dont forget that anyone living in Belvoir estate South Belfast home of The Phantom Planters HQ, that I am offering to plant free apple trees in any of the residents gardens. Just send me a pic of where you want it planted and your address please and I will pop by very soon and plant you a free heritage apple tree.

This is for Belvoir residents only.


Planted 2 yesterday for customers who bought a mattress from me, they certainly didn't expect it when I called to say I'm on my way with your mattress and would you like a free apple tree planted in your garden.

The lady I planted one for couldn't believe how fast I had it planted in her garden. Literally within minutes I was in and out. My 90 year old best mate who came with me for the spin couldn't believe how fast I planted it either.

The underworld is ingrained in me from birth practically. From I could walk my delboy dad had me offloading lorry loads of dodgy goods and some of my earliest memories was of him puffing and panting with a cig hanging out of his mouth shouting,


"Fer F**ksake son hurry up before the police come"...


Everything was all rush rush rush looking over our shoulders.


I then grew up to be that dodgy underworld character myself, ducking and diving, jooken and dodgen. 

It was only about 10 years ago when I phantom planted my first apple tree and found my main man The Buddha Dude that I begun to step out of the rat race and onto the Buddha pace. But everything I do I still do like the police are about to come or something. I dont know what it is, its definitely ingrained in me to get things done and dusted fast. 


Every day now during tree planting season I will be out planting and chanting on my travels. I've thousands upon thousands of trees phantom planted all over the country and the numbers are growing annually. Everywhere I go these days from mountain peaks to city streets I'm seeing trees towering over me that I've phantom planted.


So guys, if you are a Belvoir resident and want a free apple tree get in touch.

I've made enough money over the years selling my dodgy goods to the local community. Planting these trees is my way of levelling up. Clear up any past negative Karmic energies.


I challenge you all to a bit of planting and chanting. Look at it as Karmic offsetting. 


Peace and love 


The Phantom Planter


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