My pride and joy

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 This little island of 88 heritage apple trees is really becoming my pride and joy. 


Loving how the council grass cutters have just been following my line of cut. 


So many people saying I've planted these trees too close. 


Look guys, I'm The Phantom Planter, I've been phantom planting on council land for over 10 years now. I've learned so much on how best for my trees to survive. This is a Paramili-Tree thing. Like landing on the beaches of Normandy. I need to send the trees in in large numbers for best chance of survival. Once established I can thin out or prune into an amazing canopy. Havent made my mind up yet. But if I was to phantom plant these tiny trees at the recommended distance just out in the wild, people, dogs and council grass cutters would be more enticed to walk or cut through the middle of it. 


Relax guys. I know what I'm doing. This is environmental graffiti at its finest. 


I challenge you to phantom plant a tree 


Please feel free to drop me a tip. 


https://paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=FAJZHB3TBXMSL


My life is dedicated to this movement. 


I challenge you to phantom plant a tree 


Peace and love 


The Phantom Planter and Wee Betty


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